Transcribe brain - you're not helping!

Irony is levying condemnation or sentence on anyone by being judgmental, passive aggressive, and "victimhood seeking" enough to extricate oneself by creating an unsupportable and ephemeral aggrieved status and then leveraging that false premise for the "courage" to run away from whatever they're perceiving without any effort to better the situation. TLDR; hypocrisy lives.